This is a funny little story I wrote about how I used the Violent Femmes song “Blister in The Sun” as a relationship test. It’s 90% humiliating. The other 10% is merely embarrassing to the depths of my soul.
You can check it out here: My Girlfriend / She’s At The End
I am so thrilled, excited, humbled, and freaking out that it found a home with one of my favorite publications, Queen Mob’s Tea House!! Many thanks to Reb Livingston for giving this piece a chance. She’s the Misfit Documents editor over there at Queen Mob’s, and a damn fine writer, too. Check out her bio and pick up some of her books while you’re at it!
I would run a woo-hoo happy lap around my office right now, but I can’t run more than about twenty feet before I have to use my asthma inhaler, and that sort of ruins the whole “Not a Cartoon Nerd” thing I’m trying to accomplish in my daily life. I think if you use an inhaler while wearing Invisalign, an after-school model rocket club appears and forces you to get a bowl-cut. (And the Invisalign is going great so far! More to come on that in the next couple weeks!)
Thanks again to all of you for hanging out here every week and being so cool and awesome and stuff. Many, many hearts to you. 🙂
Ohh yeah and, as always, to this guy.