I like to think of my brain as the most annoying brain in the world, so it is with great pleasure that I tell you that I’ve had a classified ad from 1993 stuck in said annoying brain for the past 26 years, and Drunk Monkeys was kind enough to publish a little 463 word flash nonfiction piece I wrote about it.
You can check it out here: GREG BRADY IS GOD
Thanks so much for joining me on this wild ride, folks. Be sure and tell ’em Large Marge sent ya!
And also this guy:
When Nick finally calls you, he will find that he is much too late.
Shalom, Chica.
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I can talk him into letting me ghostwrite his biography, I know it! It’s the thing I wish for every time I see a shooting star!
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Ha! Good read… and congrats on the publishing.
I’m afraid not being a Brady Bunch fan excludes me from wanting the shirt, but I can see the allure.
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Thanks! Alluring is exactly the right word – it was so damn alluring!
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In my case – its a headline from inside of a National Enquirer from 1981: “Scientists Prove that Plants Can Sing, Talk and do Math.”
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It’s the math that would impress me the most. Hell, I can barely add numbers, and I have the benefit of opposable thumbs and a cerebral cortex!
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Sorry Maggie, but I’m not a fan of Peter Brady either…..my t-shirt would have said
Keith Partridge Is God
And I would have worn it proudly. lmao
Congrats on another story/article published, you’re on a roll here. Soon you’ll abandon the Ladies of Hades before it even had a chance to get started!
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I’m an equal opportunity 70s television show teen heartthrob aficionado. I would have climbed Keith Partridge like a tree. “I Think I Love You” is one of my go-to karaoke songs! 🙂
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Ack, where was the damn art teacher when you needed him, lol!
None of those Brady boys ever did anything for me. I was obsessed with Marcia though… She was so perfect and pretty and suuuuuuch a bitch. I most def would have bought a t-shirt that said Marcia Brady Is God. Strike that… I would have bought the SWEATSHIRT.
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The sweatshirt is pure, unadulterated, unconditional, Marcia Brady love!
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That is awesome. I never cared for Greg. As a middle child, I could not relate to his cause of being the oldest. Boo hoo. I always thought Bobby was super cute. There it is – my secret is out. I never thought to put it on t-shirt. Congrats on another published work. You rock.
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Thanks! It’s funny – a woman I used to work with told me out of the blue one day that she dated the guy who played Bobby (when they were teenagers) and I never, ever believed her, solely because I had been working with her for two years at that point and I couldn’t believe anyone would wait two years to tell someone they had dated a Brady!
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Happy publication! I’ll just be over here in my flannel and Docs wishing I were cool enough to make my own shirts.
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Congrats – fun read! And yes, more interested in Keith Patridge also. Poor Greg, he’s having trouble getting the love.
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Greg was just so smug! Not that Keith Partridge wasn’t, but he at least had the goods to back it up. 70s David Cassidy was a total fox!
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I was more a Bay City Rollers/Derek kind of girl–at least until I discovered Adam and the Ants:-)
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I second both of those choices. Give me any 70s teen heartthrob and I’m in!
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Clearly it’s his loss.
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