I’ve Been Tagged in The Christmas!

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I’ve been Christmas tagged by The Huntress 915!

I’ve never done this before and my html skills are almost nonexistent, but here we go!

I want to thank The Huntress for tagging me, so thanks The Huntress 915! And here is the link to the Bright Bookcase who began this Blogsmas Tag.

I have added a few questions of my own here. See if you can spot them. Winner receives absolutely nothing.

How do you celebrate Christmas?

I celebrate Christmas by sitting by the fire, daydreaming about all the enemies I’m going to smite in the coming year.  You’re still on the list if you’re wondering, Donny Osmond.  That’ll teach you to not fall in love with me for the 42nd consecutive year.  YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE, YOU KNOW, OSMOND.  A LOT.

Do you have a favorite Christmas song?

I like the sound effects in that part of Lethal Weapon where Mel Gibson has his thighs clamped around Gary Busey’s neck.  Not just for Christmas, though.  For daily Gary Busey meditation.  

Do you like snow?

It’s purely platonic.  Okay, we did it ONE TIME and then I friend-zoned him, and then he doxxed me on Reddit in retaliation, so I fell in love with him because that’s the natural order of romance.

Are you Nicolas Cage?

I mean, is anyone really?  Is Nicolas Cage even Nicolas Cage?  For all we know, in the story of Christmas when they talk about St. Nick, Nicolas Cage could very well be who they’re taking about.  Really think about it.  He’s done stranger roles.

What does your Christmas dinner table look like?

It’s wood, four legs.  

What is your favorite Christmas memory?

Oh man, that year the rash finally went away and I could finally, after much consternation, put on those suspenders, get back on that unicycle, and pedal my way into your heart.  

If you could take a paid two-week break for Christmas this year, what would you do, and why?

This is the question I’ve been waiting for.  First, I would go to the sporting goods store and buy every case of deer urine that they have in stock.  Second, I would go to an equipment rental company and sign out two jackhammers.  Third, I would coat my body in glue and roll in a bathtub full of candy corn.  I think you know what happens next.

What is Chrissy’s real name on Three’s Company?  

Christmas Snow.

Is there a Christmas movie that you don’t like?

I don’t like that one with that guy in it.  You know the guy.  The one with the face?  

What do you want for Christmas?

To be half as oily, and ten times as formidable.

I think everyone I follow blog-wise has already been tagged by others, except for my dear friend Emily at her blog Rebel Music Teacher!

Here Are The Rules:

You must thank the person who nominated you.

Link back to the and use the graphic provided.

Answer the questions given.

Nominate at least 3 people. (or more if your feeling like a nice person).

Give the nominees 10 questions to answer (or use the ones previously given).

6 thoughts on “I’ve Been Tagged in The Christmas!

  1. Yeah, where does Donny Osmond get off doing that to you? WTF? And I wish I had thought of smiting my enemies, but I shouldn’t advertise because then they’d know I was out to get them. I’m stocking up on Peppermint shanks, they are sooo useful.

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